❝He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.❞


—this is really important (via dirtyberd)

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amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

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precumming:

j5h:

precumming:

Hey how is everyone

Fuck my ass! Fuck it till it starts bleeding then cum in me and let me absorb your cum into my wounds and well become one

im doing pretty good myself thank you for asking

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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oscarstardis:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

This says so much with so little. The expert editing to the character of ‘Mum’ whose sudden interruption of our protagonist’s enjoyment is both comical and concise, offering a logical narrative development quickly. ‘Mum’ need not address herself as ‘Mum’, she need merely refer to “my car” and we can work out her relation to the protagonist from the previous information we’ve been given. New depths are added by the clear immaturity of our protagonist as she sings about being in her mother’s car before issuing a child-like “Broom Broom”, telling us that she is not ready to be driving her mother’s car, so perhaps we don’t want her to win in her objectives. This also  creates a plausible explanation as to why ‘Mum’ doesn’t want her daughter in her car, turning the mother figure from a one-dimensional antagonist to a fully-formed character in her own right. And finally the small, underplayed, “aww”, which, in its lack of surprise and tone of dull acceptance, forces us to speculate that this isn’t the first time our protagonist has experienced this twisting narrative. We are always held back from our dreams. We always repeat our mistakes. But life continues nevertheless. Broom broom. Broom broom, indeed. 

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hesitashun:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

ITS BACK YES 

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

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doritofu:

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The proper way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

image

you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

because it’s the proper way to eat ramen

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catswithbenefits:

*sigh* thinkin bout life

prettyfuckingepic:

vinebox:

my life

Me forever.

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